watched TV until midnight yesterday (technically today). is it juz me, or are e sentosa ppl a bit too enthu w their ad campaign? in just 2 hrs, i can't even keep track of e no. of times i hear e stupid jingle.

"island life, love it!
sentosa days are wild and the nights are magic!
island life... (blah blah blah) love it!!!"

geez.

i've spent so much time on e computer my head is going to burst. nvm. I got this from e talking cock website. NOTE: this was not written by me (although i wish it was, it's so funny) and if u like to read this kind of stuff, go to talking cock.com. THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME!

Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, Christmas kana sai like that.
The other day, hor, I was walking down Orchard Road to look at schoolgirls, when I noticed so many decorations that I couldn't concentrate!
I think all these Christmas things, hor, will give our chewrens a false idea of Christmas.
For exampur, got some snowman made out of cotton wool and styrofoam!
Like that our chewren will think that snow is like styrofoam or cotton wool one.
Then wait they go oversea and find out is different, then how?
Wait they think snow is like cotton wool and try to use snow to soak up blood and it don'ch work, then wha'ppen?
If I don't think of these things, then how?
Lim Peh ka li kong, don'ch have me around to think for them, Singapore sure toh, one!
But what worries me more is the ang-mor influence that Christmas is showing.
For exampur, Singapore where got snow?
And why should our chewren be looking to some ang-mor tua pooi sai for presents?
And whole time these people make these cute-cute reindeer!
Wait our chewren do'wan to eat hotplate venison anymore, then how?
Our heritage will be lost.
What is even more harmful is that the ang-mor message is si beh confoused, one.
For exampur, I got see some Christian groups putting up a display of the baby Jesus for Christmas!
How can? Wait people will think that Christmas is about Christ, instead of Santa Claus and snow and cute-cute reindeer.
And if they do that, then nobody will buy presents, and then our retail economy sure suay!
But Santa Claus got one good thing.
Nowsaday, is very rare that peepur respect an old man.
And some more, it's encouraged to have people sit in his lap.
Maybe I should also dress up and wear red clothing, and then go and ask little girls to sit in my lap.
Then maybe I can also give them special present.
But Christmas is also si beh wasteful.
Look at all the lights.
Lim Peh ka li kong, chewrens nowsaday all don'ch apprishate electricity.
Last time during war that time, when air raid siren that time, we must all turn off our lights otherwise the Japanese sure bomb us.
Nowsaday Orchard Road got so many lights, Japanese sure damn easy to bomb us!
I ask you, how like that?
I think we should make Christmas more relevant to Singapore.
No more reindeer! From now on, people must sing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Water Buffalo".
(If die-die must have reindeer, then at least show them in the Singaporean way: on a hotplate, served with spring onions.)
No more cotton wool or styrofoam snow! No more fake ang-mor flakes!
We should use real Singaporean flakes!
Easy one... just go Geylang, round up all the Ah Bengs and then have them shake their dandruff everywhere. Organic, mah.
And Lim Peh will take the place of Santa Claus!
Little girl, come... sit on Lim Peh's lap... don'ch shy...
Let me show you Rudolph, with his nose so bright...

- LIM PEH
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Here's a nice quiz:



actually, i'm not a tiger. clouded leopard should be. but i like this result graphic better. (all right, all right, i'm such a cheat)

darling cuz abc called yesterday. conversation went smthg like this:

ME: halo?

ABC:hello?qi qi ze ze?

ME:ya?

ABC: this movie Clockstoppers coming out soon, u noe, want to watch?

ME:er... ok. wat's it about?

ABC:about this two boys smthg happened their parents now they can travel in time a thousand years back and forth and they can freeze time and bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz.

ME:uh-huh.

ABC:so in the end bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz

ME:yup.

ABC:it's bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz funny funny bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz

ME:hmm-hmm.

ABC: bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz (inaudible, breathless, fervent mumbling)

ME:right.

ABC:BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ! (angry muttering)

ME: er... sorry?

ABC: I ASKED U WHEN GERALDINE'S COMING BACK!!!

ME:oh. whoopsie. soon, i guess.

ABC:oh well she better be back soon cos Angel is sh*tting and p*ssing all over e place *giggle giggle* and she keeps on barking and biting my father my mother is getting very angry now bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz

ME:hmm.

(btw, i realise how evil i am, so i'm changing names to protect the identity of tt mumbling oaf.)

smashed ANOTHER alarm clock. my mum says don't set it in e first place... but how in e world am i gonna wake up at 3.35am to watch champs league matches? sheesh.